OK Shannon, I'm giving it a try (I actually filled this out yesterday but forgot to post it)...
Where is your cell phone? belt
Your significant other? teaching
Your hair? thinning
Your mother? cooking
Your father? supervising
Your favorite things? hugs
Your dream last night? unknown
Your favorite drink? dew
Your dream/goal? happiness
What room are you in? cube
Your hobby? reading
Your fear? loss
Where do you want to be in 6 years? sane
Where were you last night? neighbor's
Something that you aren't? funny
Muffins? pumpkin
Wish list item? patio
Last thing you did? shreadsheet
Your pets? barkingtortoise
Friends? blessed
Your life? grateful
Your mood? cautious
Missing someone? always
Drinking? water
Smoking? yuck
Your car? trooper
Something you're not wearing? hat
Your favorite store? Half-price
Your favorite color? green
When is the last time you cried? 3/23
Where do you go to over and over? busstop
Five people who email me regularly? strato
My favorite place to eat? Manny's (Tortas)
Favorite place I'd like to be at right now? ballpark
Now you try...